000: A Website (Verj
Containment Class
Verj
The object may be uncontainable
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)
Optimal Containment Protocols
OCP-000 is to be posted on the OCP site in order to confirm the functional operation of the OCP database. No other protocols are needed at this time.
Dr. Lastname
Commented on “OCP-000 is to be…”
I had no idea there were even containment protocols for documents. Has Annie lost his mind?
Z5-1
Replied
You say that like I had one to begin with.
In the event of a containment breach involving high casualties, OCP-000 is to be deleted until further notice.
Description
OCP-000 is a paper document regarding the task force K-nis (Bloodhounds)
Mobile Task Force
K-Nis (Bloodhounds)
The de facto "hunters" of the Federation.
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. Its origin is unknown, as it was never written by any past nor present researcher at the Federation.
What is known is that it mentions a hybrid between OCP-051
Anomalous Object
OCP-051
Old Blind Dogs
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and a hitherto unknown OCP described as a bat.
OCP-000 is a test document uploaded to the OCP wiki as a test to make sure the formatting looks right. It is written in HTML and contains multiple tags.
Incident Reports
Incident Report 000 1
INCIDENT REPORT 000 1
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| Date: | Incident Type: Personnel Disappearance |
| Time: ####hrs | Reported By: xxxxxxxxxx |
| Location: Site-20 | Object: OCP-000 |
| DESCRIPTION OF INCIDENT | |
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| We have absolutely no idea what happened. | |
| WITNESS EXPLANATION | |
…So I’m sitting there, mustard on my titties, when this document jumps me and starts emptying my pockets of all my candy wrappers! I have no bloody clue why. Frankly, I don’t even remember putting any candy wrappers in my pockets, but it was managing to pull them out anyway. I didn’t wany those wrappers or anything, they’re just trash, but I definitely didn’t want it GETTING them so I started grabbing for em myself! That’s when
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| FOLLOW UP | |
| A janitor put a wet floor sign by the corner of the room. | |
Interview Logs
Interview Log 000 1
INTERVIEW LOG 000 1
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Interviewer: Jr RSR ******* Subject: OCP-000 Topic: Reason for hostility Jr RSR: Why are you hostile? [various growls and vocalizations of grumpiness] Jr RSR: Please calm down. There is no need for hostility. OCP-000: I’m going to eat your lunch money and then fold your laundry with my baby hands [interviewer is silent] Jr RSR: I think we’re done here. |
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I’m pretending to write something down blah blah blah blah Are they still watching? This thing freaks me out. I don’t wanna have to work with it anymore. I’m gonna say in my log that it ate my notes. Maybe then I won’t have to go near this thing anymore…
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Jr RSR Test Logs
Test Log 000 1
TEST LOG 000 1
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| Date: | Researcher: Jr RSR ******* | |
| Time: ####hrs | Object: OCP-000 | |
| Location: *********** | Approved By: n/a | |
| REQUEST | ||
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| Goal | Study the object. | |
| Procedure | Get a piece of paper and write down what the object does. | |
| REPORT | ||
| Results | Failed. | |
| Comments | It ate my paper :c | |
Test Log 000 2
TEST LOG 000 2
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| Date: | Researcher: Jr RSR ******* | |
| Time: ####hrs | Object: OCP-000 | |
| Location: *********** | Approved By: n/a | |
| REQUEST | ||
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| Goal | Read the document. | |
| Procedure | Align eyeballs with document surface and observe as my brain absorbs its contents. | |
| REPORT | ||
| Results | Failed. | |
| Comments | It seems shy and wouldn’t let me read what it says. | |