000: A Website (Irrelevant
Containment Class
Irrelevant
The object is mundane
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)
Optimal Containment Protocols
OCP-000 is held at Site-03
Federation Site
Site-03
Small inanimate object containment
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in a shoebox.
Description
OCP-000 is a paper document regarding the task force K-nis (Bloodhounds)
Mobile Task Force
K-Nis (Bloodhounds)
The de facto "hunters" of the Federation.
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. Its origin is unknown, as it was never written by any past nor present researcher at the Federation.
RSR xxxxxx
Commented on “it was never written…”
Petition to give the document reality bending classification
Dr. Lastname
Replied
You’re a brilliant genius.
RSR xxxxxx
Replied
🙁
What is known is that it mentions a hybrid between OCP-051
Anomalous Object
OCP-051
Old Blind Dogs
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and a hitherto unknown OCP described as a bat.
Interview Logs
Interview Log 000 1
INTERVIEW LOG 000 1
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Interviewer: Jr RSR ******* Subject: OCP-000 Topic: Reason for hostility Jr RSR: Why are you hostile? [various growls and vocalizations of grumpiness] Jr RSR: Please calm down. There is no need for hostility. OCP-000: I’m going to eat your lunch money and then fold your laundry with my baby hands [interviewer is silent] Jr RSR: I think we’re done here. |
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I’m pretending to write something down blah blah blah blah Are they still watching? This thing freaks me out. I don’t wanna have to work with it anymore. I’m gonna say in my log that it ate my notes. Maybe then I won’t have to go near this thing anymore…
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Jr RSR Test Logs
Test Log 000 1
TEST LOG 000 1
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| Date: | Researcher: Jr RSR ******* | |
| Time: ####hrs | Object: OCP-000 | |
| Location: *********** | Approved By: n/a | |
| REQUEST | ||
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| Goal | Study the object. | |
| Procedure | Get a piece of paper and write down what the object does. | |
| REPORT | ||
| Results | Failed. | |
| Comments | It ate my paper :c | |