019: Potato? (Verj
Containment Class
Verj
The object may be uncontainable
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)
Optimal Containment Protocols
Description
The following is a series of electronic messages sent between two staff members attempting to complete the documentation of OCPs
Affected Documents
- 011
Anomalous Object
OCP-011
Can of Worms
read document - 012
Anomalous Object
OCP-012
Bearable Math
read document - 013
Anomalous Object
OCP-013
Cold Steel
read document - 014
Anomalous Object
OCP-014
Pitch Mirror
read document - 015
Anomalous Object
OCP-015
Honeymoon
read document - 016
Anomalous Object
OCP-016
Ge-air
read document Notes: A 13-hour gold pocket watch with a gear missingKept in Z5-1's office - 017
Anomalous Object
OCP-017
Strange Charm
read document Note: A member of the Z5 Council - 018
Anomalous Object
OCP-018
Chicken Pylon
read document - 019
Anomalous Object
OCP-019
Potato?
read document - 020
Anomalous Object
OCP-020
Father's Love
read document Note: Interviewed by Z5-2
Transcript
Addenda
Addendum 019 1
On several occasions, OCP-019 has breached containment.
Apparently, researchers mistook OCP-019 for an ordinary potato, questioned why it was contained, and attempted to dispose of it.
To all those wondering why OCP-019 is classified as Verj
Containment Class
Verj
The object may be uncontainable
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, this is why.
Addendum 019 2
Why the hell did this thing follow us here? How did it survive? Does it like us or something?
Incoming transmission at 6:30:29
Hey, why is there no information on OCP-019?
Outgoing response at 6:31:05
How should I know? Did you check the written documents?
Incoming transmission at 6:31:53
Would you believe me if I said the whole damn thing’s blank?
Outgoing response at 6:32:12
Why would it be blank?
Incoming transmission at 6:32:50
What if it’s because none of the documentation efforts were approved?
Outgoing response at 6:33:36
Is there a chance that, when speaking, writing, typing, or thinking about the subject of OCP-019, one can only convey information in the form of a question?
Incoming transmission at 7:01:42
Why does that make my head hurt!?