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Bearable Math

012: Bearable Math (Verj Containment Class Verj The object may be uncontainable
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)

Optimal Containment Protocols

All OCP-012 incidents are to be covered up and class G amnestics are to be administered to any surviving witnesses. Class C worldwide mind control devices are being used to prevent the thought of OCP-012-1 Anomalous Object OCP-012-1 Bearable Math - The formula
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from forming, however this is not a guaranteed solution. As a reminder, use of class B or above mind control devices is prohibited unless immediate danger is present. All instances of OCP-012-2 Anomalous Object OCP-012-2 Bearable Math - The bear
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are to be tranquilized and incinerated.

Description

OCP-012-1 Anomalous Object OCP-012-1 Bearable Math - The formula
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is a mathematical formula that results in a grizzly bear manifesting near whoever simplifies it, the bear being referred to as OCP-012-2 Anomalous Object OCP-012-2 Bearable Math - The bear
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. This is the result of the answer literally being a bear. The answer does not need to be written down, simply thinking of the answer will cause OCP-012-2 Anomalous Object OCP-012-2 Bearable Math - The bear
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to appear. Because OCP-012-1 Anomalous Object OCP-012-1 Bearable Math - The formula
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is a mathematical equation, and thus an idea, future OCP-012 incidents are considered inevitable. OCP-012-2 Anomalous Object OCP-012-2 Bearable Math - The bear
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is more aggressive than natural bears, though not supernaturally so.

Addenda

Addendum OCP-012-1

Several instances of OCP-012-2 Anomalous Object OCP-012-2 Bearable Math - The bear
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have escaped containment. The Z5 Council Staff Z5 Council A group of several high ranking officials of the OCP Federation has issued a termination order by any means necessary.

Addendum OCP-012-2

OCP-012-2 Anomalous Object OCP-012-2 Bearable Math - The bear
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has become so widespread that it has become commonplace. The Z5 Council Staff Z5 Council A group of several high ranking officials of the OCP Federation has revoked the termination order and initiated protocol Epsilon-5. Class E amnestics are being administered all around the world, and class B mind control devices are being powered up as this entry is being written, and they will convince the population that OCP-012-2 Anomalous Object OCP-012-2 Bearable Math - The bear
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evolved and adapted alongside the rest of the fauna on earth. Bears, they’ll be called. We hope the transition will be smooth.

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