Bearable Math
012: Bearable Math (Verj
Containment Class
Verj
The object may be uncontainable
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)
Optimal Containment Protocols
All OCP-012 incidents are to be covered up and class G amnestics are to be administered to any surviving witnesses.
Class C worldwide mind control devices are being used to prevent the thought of OCP-012-1
Anomalous Object
OCP-012-1
Bearable Math - The formula
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from forming, however this is not a guaranteed solution.
As a reminder, use of class B or above mind control devices is prohibited unless immediate danger is present.
All instances of OCP-012-2
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OCP-012-2
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are to be tranquilized and incinerated.
Description
OCP-012-1
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OCP-012-1
Bearable Math - The formula
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is a mathematical formula that results in a grizzly bear manifesting near whoever simplifies it, the bear being referred to as OCP-012-2
Anomalous Object
OCP-012-2
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.
This is the result of the answer literally being a bear.
The answer does not need to be written down, simply thinking of the answer will cause OCP-012-2
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OCP-012-2
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to appear.
Because OCP-012-1
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OCP-012-1
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is a mathematical equation, and thus an idea, future OCP-012 incidents are considered inevitable.
OCP-012-2
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OCP-012-2
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is more aggressive than natural bears, though not supernaturally so.
Addenda
Addendum OCP-012-1
Several instances of OCP-012-2
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OCP-012-2
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have escaped containment. The Z5 Council
Staff
Z5 Council
A group of several high ranking officials of the OCP Federation
has issued a termination order by any means necessary.
Addendum OCP-012-2
OCP-012-2
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OCP-012-2
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has become so widespread that it has become commonplace. The Z5 Council
Staff
Z5 Council
A group of several high ranking officials of the OCP Federation
has revoked the termination order and initiated protocol Epsilon-5.
Class E amnestics are being administered all around the world, and class B mind control devices are being powered up as this entry is being written,
and they will convince the population that OCP-012-2
Anomalous Object
OCP-012-2
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evolved and adapted alongside the rest of the fauna on earth. Bears, they’ll be called.
We hope the transition will be smooth.