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Running Gag

010: Running Gag (Contained Containment Class Contained The object is contained
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Optimal Containment Protocols

OCP-010 is kept in a standard inanimate object containment locker at site-03 Federation Site Site-03 Small inanimate object containment
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Description

OCP-010 is a pair of custom made red heart-print boxer shorts that possess no anomalous properties so long as they are left unused. While worn by an individual, seemingly improbable though possible events will occur around the individual that will cause any and all attempts to conceal OCP-010 to fail. This only works on bipedal entities, thus requiring tests to be conducted within the anthropomorphic sectors.

Test Logs

Test Log 010 1

TEST LOG 010 1

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REQUEST
Date:		Researcher: xxxxxxxx
Time: ####hrs		Object: OCP-000
Location: xxxxxxxxxxxx		Approved By: n/a
Goal	Conceal OCP-010
Procedure	Conceal within standard jean pants.
REPORT
Results	Subject’s belt buckle constantly failed, causing their pants to drop.
Comments

Test Log 010 2

TEST LOG 010 2

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REQUEST
Date:		Researcher: xxxxxxxx
Time: ####hrs		Object: OCP-000
Location: xxxxxxxxxxxx		Approved By: n/a
Goal	Conceal OCP-010
Procedure	Conceal within standard jean pants, tailored to the subject’s size.
REPORT
Results	After two (2) minutes, the subject’s hairpin fell to the floor. Upon attempting to retrieve it, their pants ripped, revealing OCP-010.
Comments

Test Log 010 3

TEST LOG 010 3

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REQUEST
Date:		Researcher: xxxxxxxx
Time: ####hrs		Object: OCP-000
Location: xxxxxxxxxxxx		Approved By: n/a
Goal	Conceal OCP-010
Procedure	Conceal within titanium weave jeans. RSR xxxxxx Noted on Test Log 010 3 Test subject is Cpt. Ozzwitch
REPORT
Results	All clothing on the subject spontaneously disintegrate, leaving Cpt. Ozzwitch almost completely naked. ~~This also had a minor memetic effect on all observers with a history of male attraction, eliciting feelings of~~ Disregard the previous, Cpt. Ozzwitch is just that attractive.
Comments	While the pose Cpt. Ozzwitch made during the test was entirely unnecessary, it was very much appreciated. Also, shouldn’t this be a -j? Z5-1 Commented on “shouldn’t this be a -j?” I can see why you’d think that.