TEST LOG 350 1
Date: Researcher: Dr. Lastname
Time: ####hrs Object: OCP-350-1
Location: xxxxxxxxxxxx Approved By: n/a
REQUEST
Goal Reproduce the anomaly observed at discovery.
Procedure

A partition will be set up in the test room with enough space for OCP-350 to get behind.

With OCP-350 in front of the partition, a member of security will fire one (1) shell from a conventional model name shotgun at the object.

REPORT
Results

A puddle of black goo. OCP-350 was found completely unharmed, hiding behind the partition as expected.

Comments

The object did, indeed, teleport. Or at least move extremely fast. Either way, it is breaking causality by reaching its destination slightly before leaving its starting point.

We made sure the cameras wouldn’t get splashed this time. In one frame the object was in front of the partition spraying black goop out everywhere, and in the next frame it was on the other side of the partition just staring at the camera.

I am curious why it left behind this black slime. Perhaps it’s a diversion, akin to a squid spraying ink.